[Kon is just beaming when he turns on the communicator. His message is technically for his boyfriend's ears only, but... he is not always the best at technology.]

Hey, Timmy, I've got a surprise for you up in the CES. I think you'll love it. But not as much as I love you!

All right, see you soon, okay?

[Private to friends]

So. That's a breach. Everyone come out okay?

[Private to Mrs. Conner Kent Molly]

We should probably... talk. Or something.

OH COME ON!

[The shout comes from the closet. All that's visible, besides the incredible array of identical black t-shirts and jeans, plus scattered boxers with little s-shields on them (Hey, Kon's got a theme, he sticks with it), is a red-spandexed butt and legs, plus a few completely useless belts and straps ( Read more... )